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Sarita Giri Institute of Nomenclature (SaGIN)

After the critically acclaimed  proposal of changing name of Nepal,  SARITA GIRI  INSTITUTE OF NOMENCLATURE (SaGIN ) proudly presents- proposal to change the name of Nepalese state to Indian states

The latest press release of the SaGIM 

Dear all,

After discussing for almost 3,86,476 minutes, our governing board chaired by none other then the visionary of the visionary, ugliest of the ugly, corruptest of the corrupts, dirtiest of the dirty, smelliest of the smelly, the ultimate opportunist, undisputed queen of parasites, lady with the greasiest hand in the history of mankind, Indian leg masseur, male version of Narad muni, Tussar kappor of Tussar Kapoors,Uday Chopra of Udayas Chopras, Shakti Kapoor’s dream girl Her highness Srimati SARITA GIRI, came into conclusion that this latest numbering of the newly formed states in Nepal is not according to the agreement made between  and our institute and  Lazimpat Palace. 

  After contemplating for hours and hours and chewing tons of MENTOS, our leader get struck with this novel idea of increasing number of states from 11 to 28 as it will make those groups and casts happy who have been forbidden to owe their own state.

Secondly her holiness , SARITA GIRI, keeping her tradition of renaming things alive  also wants to rename  these 28 states according to the states of India.(see picture no 3).

 

Her divine logic behind this visionary move is that being culturally and linguistically similarly haven’t been enough to win the uninterrupted blessing and intervention from our southern neighbour. Renaming our states as same as of Indian one  will be  a blessing in disguise for the flow of purest and uninterrupted favor which will be ultimate gift that every Nepalese can dream of.

Thank You